“Tell them they must moonwalk until they collapse of exhaustion every full moon, then to eat their own fecal matter.”
“Seriously?”
“No, but that would have been funny,” the Moon Beast replied. “Tell them to pray to the Moon Man for insight, then to hold a quiet, private orgy under the moonlight every full moon; narcotics are encouraged, but not necessary. Order them to stop summoning me, as I have other cults to guide.”
“Thul-Gathar says that you must pray the Moon Man for insight, while…” The cult listened to him with religious, rapturous attention, making Kyle uneasy. “Having a drugged orgy every full moon.”
“Also, no more i****t,” the Moon Beast clarified. “It is very important Father’s cults remain healthy and fertile. We allowed inbreeding long ago, and cults keep dying out becaus
