"Thanks, Tom."
The spunky, blonde newscaster offered a way-too-big smile to the camera. It was all so damn fake. If I possessed the biological ability to vomit, I would have.
"Now, we'll go to Tate Benson, who has a special treat for us all."
She carried on, talking about how our most recent album went Platinum in its first week, and Multi-Platinum within a month. All I could focus on was the ridiculously white glow of her teeth. They were too white, like they were spray painted and given a glossy finish specifically to reflect the spotlights on set.
The brisk voice of a young, vibrant reporter with big dreams and a bright future drew my attention away from the oddity at the desk.
"I'm here with Fallon, Kade, and Kyon Perry of Blood Slave. Guys, thank you so much for being here t
