The next morning, I woke up to a sore between my legs and a massive headache. All this was expected of course. “Ugh…” I groaned loudly, my head was screaming at me from the inside. Odd way to put it, but just imagine. Who says body parts can't speak? My head was definitely speaking Russian right now. And it sounded angry! I managed to open my eyes, still groaning softly at the pain it brought. I will not be drinking anymore, I swear. I mean I'm not going out, not drinking, not partying. The whole thing, I quit! I'm retired. Jesus! “I don't ever want to taste alcohol again in my life...” I moaned softly, and that's when I took in my surroundings. I was in a very modern master bedroom that was beautifully furnished and screamed luxury. “Why am I not surprised?” I sighed dreamily, taki

