I was driving the car and my lovely wife was sitting in the passenger seat.
I love my wife.
Cynthia was sitting in the middle of the back seat, so I could always see her.
I love my wife.
Focusing on driving I heard that Cynthia and Caleb were talking.
I didn’t hear what they were talking about until Cynthia began to sing the theme song to Sponge Bob, making the hole car burst into laughter.
When we finally arrived at the football field I stepped out and helped Rachel out of her car seat.
My wife ordered that everyone should put on sunscreen. I helped Kristy to put it on.
And then I saw an opportunity to lube Cynthia up.
I walked towards the car, making sure that no one in the family was watching me.
“Did you get some sunscreen on Cynthia?”
She walked towards me, as if she was a
