The sound of loud laughter cut through the already noisy classroom. Liu Jian, in his purest form, was a menace to society. Today’s crime involved him bursting through the door of Class 12D with a pair of extra-large grey pants clutched triumphantly in his hands, the unmistakable uniform trousers of their school. He made a beeline straight for the back corner of the classroom, where Yang Jun sat half-asleep at his desk. “What’s going on?” Yang Jun asked, blinking in confusion. Liu Jian, who was laughing so hard he nearly wheezed, paused just long enough to suck in a dramatic breath. “I swiped Chen Xiao’s pants while he was in the toilet.” Yang Jun stared at him. “He… takes off his pants while using the toilet?” “Yes,” Liu Jian said proudly. Then, his eyes widened. “Now please hide me.

