"This just in, the infamous Black X has been captured. Her career began in 2010 and ended a mere 2 years later in 2012. Over that two year period she executed more than 300 high officials and countless others."
"However, people around the world are taking to the streets, protesting her arrest. During her criminal career, she saved hundreds of children from abusive homes, helped addicted parents,"
"All those executed were allegedly domestically abusive, but no charges were filed in most cases."
"The children, parents and onlookers affected by her have spoken out, determined to clear her name."
"We'll have those details in a two part special starting tomorrow night,"
"In other news..."
