Sloan
"I'M A WHAT?"He whimpered, sounding genuinely hurt.
"In layman's terms, you are the stupidest i***t to ever grace this universe. You're stupidity reaches abnormal heights, congrats on that."
"Oh!" he exclaimed cheerfully.
Max face palmed with a groan. "I'm gonna go play with the kids," he muttered.
I nod my permission, which I know he was asking for, and he slinks off muttering.
"Back to the original question: Do you have any idea what you've done?"
"Uh... Doomed you to a life of matrimonial hell with Max?" He's silent for a second, as if trying to recall whether he had an idea that he'd done it.
"..."
"Yep. No, yeah, I knew that."
"Max isn't even the issue-,"
"Woah," he chuckles, "I beg to differ —"
"Sebastian, you put a price on my head," I grit in frustration. He's too
