"My mother texted you?"
"Yeah. I was really shocked to see that I had a message from her."
"What did she say?"
"You really don't know?"
"No, I had no clue that she had sent you any kind of message."
"Did you get any messages from her?"
"Yeah, I did. And so did Alex."
"Alex?"
"Yeah. Really shocked by that one."
"Why don't you tell me what your message said and what Alex's said?"
"Oh, no. You get to go first. I can only imagine what she said to you."
"She wanted to thank me."
"Thank you? Thank you for what?"
"For being mature about our breakup and stepping away without incident."
"Excuse me?"
"Yup."
"What did you say back to her?"
"I told her that she was a crazy old bat and that she needed to mind her own f*****g business or else she was going to regret it."
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