"Hi, Matt. First, I want to say that this is a lovely restaurant."
"I am glad that you are enjoying your evening."
"See, that's the problem. We are not enjoying our evening. I would like to request a new waitress and we would like her to be nowhere near us for the rest of the evening."
"Can I ask what the problem is?'
"Absolutely. Now, please do not think that I am asking to speak with you because I am irrational. I am a manager of a place in our hometown and I totally get how customers come in making ridiculous demands that no one can meet. Once we were seated, I was basically ignored by her. My boyfriend, on the other hand, was given her undivided attention. It was too much attention if you ask me and you can also ask him. She was clearly making him uncomfortable, which does take a
