I walk into the bar ready to get my night started. It's Friday and I just got off of work. I'm hoping to find someone to take home with me.
I see a blonde sitting at the bar and I smirk. She's wearing red bottoms and bright red lipstick, she's the one. I confidently strut in her direction and sit on the stool next to her. I slide my phone over to her and smirk.
"Just give me your number now, and skip the hard to get part," I say with a charming smile.
"Who says I'm hard to get," she smirks.
"Well I didn't wanna call you easy, that's not exactly a good pick up line now is it," I giggle.
She laughs and the bartender brings her drink over and asks me what I would like.
"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred", I say. The bartender smirks at me knowing where I got that drink from.
"You come here often," she asks, taking a sip of her drink.
"Every weekend. In fact, the reason I have been coming here is to find somebody like you," I flirt.
She smirks seductively and places her hand on my thigh.
"Well, mission accomplished," she whispers in my ear.
She stands up and loops her index finger under the collar of my shirt, pulling slightly.
"Let's get out of here", she husks.
Just then the bartender brings my drink and I down it in one gulp before leaving with the blonde.
As soon as we get into the apartment, she attacks my lips with hers. I moan into her and grip her waist firmly.
I walk her back onto the sofa and push her down. I crouch down and take off her red bottom heels.
"I never got your name, and I'm gonna need it if I'm going to be moaning it all night", she breathes out.
I growl and start kissing her neck.
"Y/n", I say against her skin.
I start unbuttoning her button-up shirt and throw it across the room.
I kiss down her neck and collar to her toned abs.
She tangles her fingers into my hair, tugging lightly.
The door opens and reveals my very pissed off roommate.
I fall off the beautiful girl and she rushes to find her shirt.
"I leave for 30 minutes and you couldn't wait could you", She groans.
"I got...bored," I say more as a question than an answer.
The blonde grabs her things and rushes out the door.
"I'm sorry", I yell after her.
I groan and turn around.
"Happy now", I pout.
"Oddly yes", Autumn smiles.
"You need to stop sleeping with random girls, and check on your brother," she scolds.
"Thanks for the advice mom, but I'll pass", I say sarcastically.
"Oh, I am not your mother! My child will be celibate," She says proudly.
"Delusional," I smirk.
"Whatever", she laughs.
"Where were you anyway? Back with Lana", I wiggle my eyebrows.
Autumn blushes and tries to hide it.
"Maybe, maybe not", she shrugs.
I laugh at her.
"So it's fine for you to sleep with the mayor, but I can't get a little action", I say.
"We didn't sleep together, we just had dinner", Autumn says defensively.
"Yeah, sure whatever," I smirk and lay down on the couch.
"Stop worrying about my love life and worry about your own! Like why don't you ask out that girl down by the horse riding camp," Autumn says before plopping down on the chair next to me.
"For one thing, she is a total b***h and I can't stand her", I groan.
"You don't even know her! She is a good girl, and cute too," Autumn argues.
"Okay? f**k all of that, because she isn't even my type," I groan.
"Your brother likes her," Autumn smirks.
"Good, I hope that they get married", I say sarcastically.
"I'm pretty sure that's illegal on like 9 levels", Autumn laughs.
"He is 16, that's the legal age of consent, so its really not my problem," I shrug.
"You know deep down that you want her," Autumn giggles.
"I said it once, and I'll say it twice, DELUSIONAL," I say.
She throws a pillow at my face and we both laugh.