Ethan tried to go after the kid, but I held him in place.
"It's like I wasn't even f*****g here. If that little dipshit says anything else to you, I'm going to kick his scrawny little ass. He's super f*****g lucky I don't like to hurt minors. But I'll make a goddamn exception."
Ian and Valerie were laughing so hard they were turning red.
I smiled and patted Ethan's hand. "My heart, my body, my soul belongs to you. You're the only one I'll ever f**k. You own me. I love you," I whispered in his ear.
His eyes widened. I kissed him on the jaw. Pretty soon his hand was creeping up my thigh.
Valerie groaned. "Can you two cut out the PDA for a minute? Now I see how Mia got knocked up."
Ian kissed her on the lips. She slapped his chest. "You're just as bad."
About fifteen minutes later, t
