Lance's side of the story.
(This continued from the part when Lance
went inside his house and talk to his mom
and dad)
Lance:"Hey, mum? Dad? Can I
talk to you two for a minute?"
(While scratching the back of his neck)
Lance's mom:"Yeah, but your dad's
in the bathroom, so he will be a while."
Lance:"Okay. How do I explain this...
I told Keith that I'm a merman and
for some reason, Keith's a merman too
and-"(while explaining very, very fast)
Lance's mom:"Slow down Lance!
And take a deep breath! Now...
explain to me what happened and
don't talk so fast."
Lance:"Okay. (Taking deep breaths)
I told Keith that I'm a merman without
your or dad's consent, and for some
the reason I don't know how, but Keith's
a merman."
Lance's mom:"Really? Let me go
talk to him."
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Author:Lance had a peaceful
conversation with his mom.
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Lance:"Okay... Oh! Dad, I need to
talk to ya for a minute."
Lance's dad:"Okay, what do ya
need to talk to me about son?"
(While sitting down get his newspaper
out, and reads it)
Lance:"You're not gonna be happy
when I tell ya this, and gonna be
shocked too, but... I've told Keith
that I'm a merman... and Keith I
don't know why but... he turns
out to be a merman too."
No response.
Lance:"Are you even listening???"
Lance's dad:"Okay, don't care...
Ooh, is that a chick in a bikini?"
(While reading his newspaper)
Lance:"DAD!!! SO, I'VE TOLD YA
WHAT I NEEDED TO TALK TO YA
ABOUT, AND YOU DON'T CARE???!!!"
No response.
Lance:"DAD!!!"
No response.
Lance:"FINE! I'm leaving."
Lance storms out of the house to Keith
and his mom.
Lance:"I've told Dad what happened...
and do ya wanna know how he reacted?
HE IGNORED ME AND DIDN'T CARE!!!"
Keith:"Well, that doesn't surprise me."
Lance's mom:"Well, you two boys
have fun!"
Lance:"WHAT??? YOU DON'T CARE
TOO??? YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!! A
DUEL TO THE DEATH!!!"
Lance's mom gave him a death glare.
Lance:"I mean... Love ya, mum..."
Lance's mom:"That's better."
The End