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Preheat the oven to 350 degreesRumors were swirling that Howard Jameson was to be the honorary judge at the Tennessee High School Auctioneering Finals in scenic Pigeon Forge. By the time Howard was asked to participate, his name was already typeset and being printed on the cover of the programs. The organizing committee felt it would be some ammo to help convince Howard. Kids would be expecting him. The excitement of basking in the presence of the legend would carry across the wide expanse, from Memphis to Johnson City. The phone rang as Howard was steadying a shaky hand holding a flask over a cup of black coffee. The ringing startled him, spilling bourbon onto the well-worn green linoleum kitchen floor. An old chubby mutt named Sir Barton came padding up t
