My dads girlfriend

Its on

"You're kidding me right?!"

"No, I'm serious, he actually burped in front of my face," we started laughing. Lisa and I have been pretty close lately. Who knew that seeing me naked would bring us closer.

"So what? You both leaned in and while he was getting ready to kiss you he just burped?"

"And get this, he still kissed me," I laughed my ass off.

"Why would you let him kiss you?"

"It was my first, I was fourteen I didn't know what I was doing." I shook my head and took a drink of my lemonade. "When was your first?" I looked at her.

"My first kiss, ow that was years ago,"

"No, I'm talking about the first time, ya know," I opened my eyes wide.

"What makes you think I have?"

"Well, you did yell at me basically saying you have,"

"Well, you did brag of f*****g my dad, which by the way, I didn't need to know that." She laughed. Her laugh is so beautiful, uhhhh. My phone suddenly started ringing, it was Kate. "Sorry," I said to Lisa as I answered it.

"Hey, girly,"

"Ok, so you know how you said you wanted me to find you a date?"

"I have literally never said that"

"Whatever I know you were thinking it," I chuckled.

"Let me guess you found me a date?" Lisa looked at me then back down at her wine.

"Yes I have, her name is Jane she is amazing, funny, and most importantly gorgeous, I sent you a picture."

I looked at my phone to see her message came through. I opened my messages and clicked on Kate. I opened the picture and my mouth dropped open. She was a redhead with green eyes, she was smiling while posing in front of a water park. She was in a two-piece and let me just say her body was amazing. I heard someone clear their throat.

"Hello, are you still there?" I put my phone back to my ear.

"Kate, that's not a girl that is a f*****g goddess," I heard a snort. I looked up and saw Lisa walking away. If it bothers her that much I can take it to my room, but why would I do that? I decided to play with her a little. I put Kate on speaker and set my phone on the counter to get more lemonade.

"Yeah, when I first saw her I was like, 'she would be perfect for Ashley', "

"How come you didn't take her?"

"She's not my type, "

"So if she was you would have taken her?"

"f**k yeah have you seen her?" I laughed.

"Anyways, how would you know if she's my type if you didn't even talk to her?"

"Oh, but I did, after about ten minutes of wondering what to say to her I finally went up to her and started talking. She was so nice but at the same time a badass. I told her about you and showed her a picture and I could tell she was already eye f*****g you." I laughed. "So I was thinking, maybe you guys could go on a date tonight?"

I looked over at Lisa and she looked pissed as hell, but she wasn't looking at me. "Sure, that would sound great,"

"Great, make sure you give me all the details. And I mean everything, how she looks when she's undress, how she taste, how good she is at tasting-"

"OKAY!! I'll call you tomorrow,"

"Okay bye," then she hung up. I swear this girl is something else. I took my phone and looked at the picture of Jane again. "How the hell could someone be so f*****g pretty?" I said to myself.

"Ow please, how cute could she be?" Lisa grabbed my phone out my hand.

"Hey!"

"See she's not even that pretty. Her eyes are too far apart, her lips are too big, and her hair looks like a red terd"

I took my phone back.

"Well she's my type," she rolled her eyes.

"Do you even have anything to wear?"

"No, I need to go shopping anyways, wanna come?"

"Sure. Let me grab my keys," she went to go get her keys then we left for the mall.

*****

"Ok, you ready?"

"Bring it," I walked out of the dressing room,

"what do you think?" I had on some really tight shorts that hugged my ass and a tight shirt that made my breast pop. I wasn't going to wear this on my date with Jane I just wanted to have it.

I spun around in a circle and I could feel her eyes on my ass. I made eye contact with her and she was looking me over. From top to bottom. She licked her lips then bit her tongue. Is she eye-f*****g me right now?

"Are you going to wear that on your date?" Why did she say it like that?

"No, I just thought I could wear it when I go out something, "

"You can have it, but you're only allowed to wear it in the house,"

"Then what's the whole point of getting it?" She looked down but I could see a little grin on her face.

"Whatever."

We went to about five other stores. We were at Victoria Secret and I was looking at some matching red thongs and underwear when someone spoke behind me. "You would look great in that," I turned around it was a girl about my height with wavy black hair and tan skin. She was wearing a loose top that showed her cleavage a bit. I looked back up at her and she was grinning. I bit my lip.

"Thanks, I'll definitely get it now since a cute girl thinks I should," she smiled and looked down. I put my index and thumb on her chin and brought her to look back at me. "Don't do that, your smile is beautiful." She blushed and I laughed a little.

I heard someone clear their throat. I looked over to see Lisa with her arms crossed. I removed my hand from the girls face. "Oh, hey Lisa this is-" I looked at the girl.

"Regina" I stared at her hazel eyes. "What?" She asked with a small smile.

"Nothing, I just always loved that name." She chuckled and looked down. Aww, she is so cute.

"Well sorry to break this up," no your not, "but we gotta go,"

"What? Why? I didn't even buy anything yet."

"Well, you shouldn't have stopped to talk, let's go," she walked off and left the store.

"She's an ass, oh wait, is that your mom?!" I laughed.

"Oh hell no, she's my dad's girlfriend, before today I couldn't stand her," she laughed. "Has anyone ever told you that your laugh is so pretty?" I could see her blush.

"Yeah, but it was either one of my family members or someone who's trying to get in my pants," I laughed.

"Well, I'm not either," that's a total lie. She looked a little sad. I leaned into her, "well that's if you don't want to," she looked down.

"You couldn't handle this,"

"Is that a challenge?" She smiled.

"I might seem nice, but, well, I can get a little rough." I bit my lip.

"Well, that's good, cause I like some roughness every now and then." She bit her lip and looked at mines.

"Well I gotta go, she's my ride and I have no doubt that she will leave,"

"Oh okay, well it was nice meeting you." I could sense the disappointment in her voice.

"The pleasure is mine. I was also wondering if I could have your number?" She smiled and took out her phone and I took out mine. We exchanged numbers and went out separate ways.

I left the store and looked around for Lisa but she was nowhere to be found. If this b***h left me. I left the mall and made my way back to the car. Thankfully the car was still there and she was also in it.

"Took you long enough," was the first thing she said as I got in the car.

"My bad," she started driving and the entire time she looked pissed. And it was honestly amusing.

When we got to the house I went straight to the kitchen. I grabbed a bottle of water and sat on the kitchen island. Lisa walked in and looked like she was getting ready to say something. "I just don't get it," called it. "How are you going to plan on going on a date with someone then flirt with someone else?" I looked at her.

"Well it's not like Jane and I are dating, hell I haven't even met her,"

"Whatever," now I'm pissed

"What do you mean 'whatever'? And by the way, it's none of your business,"

"I just don't want to go around saying, my boyfriend's daughter is a slut!"

"Excuse me! I am not a f*****g slut if anything you are, you know what f**k this, more importantly, f**k you,"

I stormed out of the kitchen and went to my room. You want to f*****g play this game Lisa, it's on!