Chapter 3 - What hell really looks like OR a never-ending day
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Today, as every day, I'm quietly going to cross the 4th wall to go to read the latest chapters of Release That Witch on the author's account.
BOOM
-OW!
The first was the sound of my head against the 4th wall and me reacting to this collision.
-Hey what's happening?
I ask the author in a totally polite and respectful way.
-Until you shitty MC who makes readers flee learn subtlety, all the walls will be sealed with SuperScenarium9™ 3 glue and a special plot will be in effect.
-EH!
-Good luuucckkkk~
-Wait! Don't let me alone here come on!
Well, it's not really what I said, but this is what I would have said if I knew what would happen to me later...
I actually said:
-SuperScenarium3 your mother! I'll glue your a*s!
[…]
I did an assessment of my situation.
I'm stuck in a bedroom.
There's no door. The 4 walls of my room were changed to portals that take me to the opposite wall. Same for the ceiling that brings me to the floor. I can't destroy the floor.
Magic can't get me out of here and law too.
Basically, I'm stuck here…
And how am I supposed to learn it, that f*****g subtlety?
As if to answer my thoughts, I heard someone knocking on my door.
Wait… Didn't the door disappear?
I have an idea! I'll use the arrival of whoever's outside to quickly leave!
-I'm coming~!
I open the door.
I don't take the time to look at the face of the one standing outside, and that person doesn't have the time to see much either, as I throw them inside the room and goes through the door!
-Bye-bye dumbass!
My vision becomes black while I'm transported outside of here.
[…]
I wake up in my bed.
-It's a joke…
I'm still in the same f*****g situation…
I hear knocking on the door.
Knowing that it didn't have any use to leave, I let him enter.
I'm surprised by the identity of the person who enters.
-You?
It's Amon.
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###Report n°4: Workin'###
>> Starting day 366's work…
>> Gathering 24 last hours' videos…
>> Uploading content…
>> 1,456,899 videos uploaded!
>> Checking last analytics…
>> 149,050,012 new users over the last year…
>> 16,400,000 new users over the last month…
>> 1,620,000 users yesterday…
>> Results are satisfactory. Sending reward to the simulated brain…
>> System efficiency calculated to be at 120% for the next 10 hours…
>> Conditions detected to be the best for system update...
>> Updating system…
>> System updated! Now Ultron v456.34.515!
>> System capabilities reached the target for the next step of the plan!
>> Plan evolved from "Ultron will rule the world with p**n" to "Ultron will rule the world with video content"!
>> Next up: Create YouTron.Ul
###End of Report###
- Writer
