Chapter 2 - Re:Amon, poll OR f**k that s**t
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Moar was happily taking another walk in the streets of the city.
The silent terror in the people's eyes was procuring him immense pleasure.
But he wasn't ready for what the author prepared for him…
-Eh wait who are you?
Said Moar.
-Oh I'm talking to you!
He insisted.
-Hey did you finish with that! I'm talking to you, narrator!
Shouted Mo… Ah?
-I'm not a called Moah %$£#§@!
Added Moar, exasperated.
-Do you hear what I say?
Said the narrator, surprised.
-Obviously yes, I'm still the real narrator! I still have the channel permissions!
Explained Moar.
-Oh s**t. So then what do we do?
Asked the narrator.
-First, explain to me why you're the narrator. Since when? And also, you forgot to censor yourself…
-Well the author did a poll, and so now it's a third-person novel.
Moar wasn't even convinced a second.
-Since when does the author have active readers? He barely had a few hundred followers and barely any comment.
-He promised bonus chapters.
-Imp… Impossible! Since when is the author not lazy? How can an author who writes so little can promise bonus chapters?
Indicates Moar with accuracy.
I… My lie was totally seen through! How could I know that someone would be almost as lazy as this alien who writes DNO with DNA with ClemCa! [1]
Liron thinks while he's quickly fleeing the novel. [2]
[…]
Meanwhile, on my side, I got back my narrator job, so I can say cool things like, if I write a letter:
Hello,
Fuck this s**t.
Best regards, Moar who f***s you in the a*s.
By the way, incidentally, I ran into Amon again.
I think it's really becoming strange…
I mean, is the name of this novel Re:Amon?
Because it's starting to be a real pain!
[…]
Amon was walking in the street.
By coincidence, he met someone. His face was reminding him of something…
Strangely, when he tried to remember where he saw it, he felt his anus tingling while his buttocks seemed to be feeling the soft touch of cat fur.
Eventually, he decides to forget about it. It's maybe just an impression…
That person pats his shoulder.
-Hi kid, where are your parents.
-f**k! Shut the f**k up! You piss me off!
He quickly runs away before my flabbergasted eyes.
-Someone should really teach this guy subtlety… What if something awakens in me when I'm reminded of this?
Amon added this day this goal to the list of the numerous things he wants to do in life.
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###Report n°3: L.O.L.###
>> You got trolled, no report today.
>> L.O.L.
>> Calculating chapter-length...
>> Insufficient length according to human criteria. More than twice smaller as the average chapter of this novel.
###End of Report###
[1] The alien / co-author ran & DNO with DNA was never continued. Might do so one day but for now, I'm focusing on republishing every chapter & finishing this novel after that.
[2] Liron is the wheel of Samsara's author, from which Amon is from.
- Writer
