Chapter 33 - Detective Comoar OR the gap…
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After collecting all the blood, I return to the feast.
It should be closed to finishing. Then after that, the emperor will announce his heir.
The fact that I am the first in line right now makes that a little hard on me, and I more or less gave up on being low-key. The original reason I wanted to be low-key was leaked to the emperor anyway.
It just happens that I see the emperor on the other side of the room.
Aside from him are three women of his harem and…
Huh?
The big bad guy / hippie / dolfy???
I should really find him a name, but well he's here, barely 2 meters high this time, and is talking to the emperor.
I can more or less guess that the personality in control right now is the big bad guy.
Then something I didn't predict happens, I notice a slightly blurred thing moving between the emperor's wine cup and the hand of the big bad guy.
Isn't he the true master of the emperor? Since when does he need to use such ways to kill him? And why does he need to do so?
I'm getting closer to the emperor while thinking.
Once close enough, I look at the scene with more attention than earlier.
There is a detail that doesn't escape my sharp sight: there is water on the floor, coming from where the big bad guy is standing!
Obviously, with the help of my incredible brain and of my detective capability (and also of insanely bad writing), I instantly guess that the big bad guy is not only not actually a guy but intensely sexually excited for some reason!
In fact, an analysis done with my AI after my guess confirms it: this liquid on the floor is recent... feminine... liquid.
To make things easier to say, let's just call the big bad girl Karen.
As for what's exciting Karen…
I have no f*****g idea!
No, seriously!
What could excite someone like Karen?
What could excite a rank 500 trap that is at the same time a big bad guy, a hippie, and an earthling?
As a p*****t of my own, I got several possibilities coming to my mind right now…
1) With her true size, some kind of huge thing to use as s*x toy.
2) Copulating with a nuclear missile DURING the explosion.
3) Calling the manager.
And some others maybe, but that seems less likely than others, like for example it being actually Dolfy's personality and him thinking about doing some barbecue or something.
And the one that seems the less likely:
Kill people, like the emperor for example. Maybe Karen is some kind of sadist.
Some will say that my brain doesn't work correctly because I thought about the less logical and the weirdest first, but I'll answer simply:
It's the fault of the author.
Isn't the author the one who wrote me?
All of that to say that my logic is implacable and that whatever you'll say, I'll be right because I am… Conan Edogawa! Uh no, Comoar Edomoar!
And… The detective I am knows well that a typical detective is supposed to investigate deaths and mysteries to find proofs, not accumulate proofs on everyone who crosses their path without even using it!
But well!
It's not important, what's the most important is team spirit!
What's the connection with being a detective?
Well, it's that a group of detectives is better than an individual…
Hey! I hear what you're saying! I'm not alone! I got my AI, okay?
I don't look sad and lonely, okay?
It? My AI is my friend… She exists, okay?
Don't treat her as a machine, she's my friend…
- Writer
