How to destroy your life in another world too!

Chapter 16 - Appearance of the 5th wall OR guillotine!

The AI starts its report:

-The following day, and every day after, Marie came on your bed and…

I have a bad feeling so I interrupt it:

-Active the censorship, else, the author will have to raise the rating of the content!

-Marie [biiiiiiippp] and [biiiiiipppp] her [biiiiiippppp] on your pillow and smelled your sheet while [biiiiiiipppp] herself every day, one time the morning and one time the evening.

-Phew, it was a close one!

-Sometimes, late in the night, she came, took her knife, placed a picture of you on your wall, and…

I interrupt it again:

-Stop stop! Do you need to f*****g learn everything! What impression will the novel give if there is a warning for profanity, gore, AND s****l content? Just profanity is enough, for f**k's sake!

-And […] your picture with her […] with a lot of cries and tears while shouting "Why are you gone? I'm gonna kill you bastard".

-Oh s**t… Well, continue the report.

-3 weeks and 6 days ago, the emperor announced that it was time for the princes of your generation to get married and that you have 4 weeks to choose a bride. The…

-Wait? I have only tomorrow left?

-You have exactly 23 hours, 18 minutes, and 35 seconds!

-s**t… What's this about...

I think I won't be able to sleep tonight…

I yawn.

I sit down on my bed.

I think a bit.

It's not comfortable enough so I lay down.

Hmm… My time is precious, I absolutely have to make the most of every second.

I adjust my pillow and put myself at ease under the quilt…

I close my eyes to be able to think better…

What plan can I make to find a bride in a day?

I ponder about it for a while but no matter how I think about it I'm not finding any solution.

It is quite hot there, I feel like I'm suffocating a bit, I hope the night air will be able to brighten my thoughts.

I get up.

-Hello, master, did you sleep well?

-Eh?

-Your reaction is indicating to me that I have to launch the program "I aggroed my duvet f**k it". Do you confirm this action?

-No no! Forget it!

This program is a piece of metal music that I created in my free time. And I absolutely don't want to make a fool of myself before… No one in fact.

But I have an idea.

An idea that can only summarize in a way:

-Chi chi chi, chi ga oshii! [1]

[1] A reference to Dies Irae. Search "blood to quench the guillotine's thirst" if you want to find it. That scene was awesome and while Dies Irae itself was not particularly good, this scene is part of my favorites of all times.