Ryan
"Wake up. Wakey wakey Ryan." I heard someone say.
I growled at whoever was talking to me. "Go away or I will chop your balls off, feed them to you with a spoon, then I will feed you to a shark!" And with that, I turned around and fell back asleep.
Or at least tried too.
"Nope! I'm not waking her up anymore. One of you guys can do it. I want to keep my body parts attached to me, thank you."
"Come on Max. Just do it."
"No. How about you do it Jake."
"Fine!" I heard Jake groan and he put his hand on my shoulder and shook it. "Ryan-"
I slapped his face.
"Ow!" He said cupping his cheek.
I woke up when he screamed. "What just happened? And why are you cupping your cheek?" I asked confused.
"Because you freaking hit me!"
"Oh. Oops. Sorry?" I nervously laughed.
"It's fine." He mu
