ASHIAH'S POV:
"Are you crazy? My parents are going to see these!" I yelled at Von who was using icing to paint a p***s on a Santa Claus cookie. Every year we made cookies together and every year Von would find a way to incorporate a p***s on at least one of the cookies. Last year he just made a p***s shaped cookie and he dared Lincoln to eat it. Lincoln snapped the cookie in half and ate it. Von grabbed his p***s with a fake look of pain in his face while stating you never treat a mans p***s with that type of disrespect.
"Why is it so small?" Lincoln asked seriously causing Von to burst out in laughter.
"He's always cold, he can't help it! He hasn't seen it in decades anyways. That's what happens when you binge eat cookies." Von joked in response.
"Ugh, you guys are so dumb talking ab
