CORINNE “Get undress.” Dear brethren, it’s now officially confirmed: all men are cut from the same vile piece of material. I protectively crossed my arms over my chest but the movement caused the fabric of my dress to scrape against the raw skin of my hand. I looked down at my dress that still had a huge wet spot from the hot broth. I have to take it off, but I needed to deal with this ingrate first. “I’m sorry,” I gave him a fake ass smile. “I must have missed the clause in the contract that gave you literal rights to my body. If you’re in need of a good lay, I suggest you step out of the house or hit up an old flame.” His face soured as if I’d lose my grip on reality, then his eyes slowly swept down my body with a bored look. “Even if you were the last living soul on this earth, I c

