Chapter Twenty Four
Dairy
Coded advert in financial pages, The London Times:
101: Dsrng m o f alpha, -79, domtrng, A+++ luks, fulcert 4 100% tests, cow burro, clvr, spek FR, GR, EN, Ar-, Sp skls avl 2 qual quer.
Decoded ad:
One of a Kind 4 a discerning male or female owner, 21yrs old, fully trained in domestic tasks, outstanding, first class appearance, certified to pass most vigorous testing, milk cow or s*x toy, affable and fluent in French, German, English and elementary Arabic. Special skills detailed upon viable, qualified inquiry.
In earlier times, back as far as human history goes, there were always secret societies that kept male and female slaves for multiple purposes. The concept of having a nanny wasn’t fully instituted and when human milk was not available for babies, the
