Chapter Fourteen
Harry
Harrison Tyburn Whitstread Bursby Smyth knew that his wife was up to something, but he was unsure about not only what it was she was doing, but also what to do about it. Was she off getting boinked on the Thursday evenings when she told him she was playing BINGO at the church neither of them belonged to or was it something even more nefarious?
It certainly wasn’t that she had gotten religion all of a sudden, that was for sure, as Mrs. Lois Tyson Bursby Smyth was known for her somewhat avant-garde lifestyle which she openly demonstrated by refusing to have s*x with her husband from the second day of their marriage. It was Lois’ contention that, like all men, Harrison was a dirty, evil animal whose insistence that he be on top while partaking of s****l intercourse t
