The Love Paradox

Chapter Eight: Meeting God

        Meanwhile in ancient Egypt during what was to later be referred to as hell week Mose came before Pharaoh Menkaure to request that his people be set free. The Pharaoh was about to deny him when he saw me out of the corner of his. He froze. It was almost as if he was fighting with someone or something.

        Just then it seemed as if everything froze around me. Then an angelic warrior charged me with sword drawn and I lifted my arm to activate the time watch only to realize it was gone. I began to fill up with fear just then right before the warrior could bring his sword down on me it was blocked by a second sword. Standing in front of me was another angel yet he didn’t seem to be as intimidating nor a warrior for that.

        “Micheal, when he said we needed to confront him it doesn’t mean kill.” growled the non-warrior like angel who was standing between me and the other angel.

        “Well, that’s my way of dealing with this and He knows that.” replied the warrior angel.

        “That’s why I was sent and not you.” replied the second angel, “I am the Arch-Angel of messengers after all. So put your sword away and if it comes to killing you can have the privilege of doing so.”

        “Fine you win this time Gabriel.” huffed the warrior angel as he put away his sword with a flaming poof before crossing his arms and just standing to one side as the second angel turned to face me as his sword also vanished.

        “So Jehovah wishes to speak with me I’m guessing.” I reply with a smile.

        “You are Fredric Oden Xeneth Xavier born March 21st of the year 2981 AD. Wait that can’t be correct?” replied Gabriel as he looked over to Micheal in confusion.

        “It’s correct. I’m not from this time and thus Jehovah knows that since if he’s the all knowing and everlasting god most claim him to be means he can see past, present and future all at the same time when ever he wishes.” I explained with a smile, “As for his question of what it is I think I’m doing well it’s simple I’m testing the effects of altering minor events in time in order to alter major key events in hope of altering the future from which I come.”

        “So you know what his plans here are then?” asked Micheal with one hand ready to draw his sword once more, “And you are purposefully truing to alter them. Why?”

        “Well, the only part I was going to test was if I had enough influence on the Pharaoh to get him to remove the need of all ten plagues as well as test to see if Jehovah was real. If he was then there was no way I could alter his plan but why not create a tale of my own along the way that my help fix other issues.” I explained with a grin. “So he can go on with his plagues while I toy with pharaoh but he should know I do plan on cutting of his bales and p***s before this is over with.”

        “He knows that or he’s got it noted that you wish to do so but you do also know that He plans on killing of the firstborn of Egypt?” asked Gabriel with a raised eyebrow.

        “Yes and though I’m not really Egyptian I am the first and only son in my family thus technically placing me at risk but if Jehovah will broker this deal with me I can guarantee that pharaoh will chase alter the children of Israel after he’s lost his balls, p***s and first born son. He will need to prove himself still a man and will chance them until they or him are dead.” I explain with a smile.

        “Hmm, I’m not sure if he’d agree to that since you are set on changing his plans or do you not see the future which you came from as being His plan?” asked Michael as he let go of the hilt of his sword and crossed his arms.

        “I don’t believe it is his desired plan for the world because they think and teach of Him being just another myth. I think he’d want a world full of love and unity and my plan will do that more then what most would consider doing.” I explain with a look over towards the throne, “See most would’ve just tried to kill off pharaoh and allowed Moses to take his place, but then Jehovah would’ve never met him in the backside of the desert. Thus only replacing one evil with another. My plan is to alter the way the people who organize and perform the acts within the key events that lead to the godless and loveless future that I come from to give them a new view of love. Stop hate crime by training the haters from a young age what love is and then using it when they form their groups and start their hate wars. You can’t hate who you are without destroying yourself in the process.”

        “That’s stupid and would never work.” huffed Micheal with a sonically laugh.

        “Actually my friend Jehovah has to agree with Mr. Xavier here because love is more powerful then hate and as long as he promises not to try and interfere in his plans then he will go with your plan here. He says that he doesn’t like your sexuality and your actions towards these leaders but he does see the help it causes for changing the future.” explained Gabriel, “He also said that your way is indeed a less bloody path but know that there are some who will not be born because of your actions towards the pharaoh but this allows him to give those souls a better life then they’d originally would’ve.”

        “I promise unless I absolutely need to return to these times to strengthen the legend or myth of Vul-Tar I will not return to the Bible times nor try to alter the events of the Bible.” I explain with a nod.

        “Then go about your plan but wait until the fifth plague before cutting off his balls. Jehovah says it will make the following five easier to harden his heart about.” explained Gabriel before him and Micheal vanished followed by time returning to normal speed. As for Pharaoh he no longer could see me as I faded into the shadows ad did as Gabriel said and waited until after the fifth plague before cutting off Pharaoh’s balls and then on the night of the tenth plague I cut off his p***s while the angel of death killed off all of the first born of Egypt.