Chapter Nine: Back To The Future
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After watching Pharaoh ride off after the children of Israel I turned to leave but not before sleeping with the pharaoh’s daughter. Then with a sizzle I jumped back to the present time right to the Horny Rabbits Bar. I looked around for anyone only to finally find James at the bar. So I walked over to him and waved to him.
“This is not really the best place for you right now Emanuel Isn’t really happy with you right now.” sighed James as he handed me a glass of liquor.’
“So he’s realized the alteration I’ve made to history.” I sigh as I took the glass and sipped on the beverage within it.
“Yes, and though I like the title Val-Tar, my little brother is a real stick in the mud.” replied Luna as she rubbed one of her hands on my chest trying to slide it between two of my buttons.
“Luna, James leave us I need to have a word with Mr. Vul-Tar!” snapped Emanuel as he stormed over to us as furious as can be.
“Whatever you can say to him you can say to all off us!” snapped Luna as we both turned to face him.
“Emanuel if you’re going to tell me how stupid I was and that you knew it would never had worked, but I went into it knowing the challenge would be hard. I knew it was a key event but I needed the credibility of the Egyptians to build a the figure of which to strike fear into our historical targets.” I replied as I stood up from the bar stood and slammed back the rest of my drink. I then start to walk away only to pause and turn back to add, “Oh by the way Jehovah says hi and He wishes us luck on our mission but does ask that we not mess with his plan.”
“You mean the god of Israel? The father of Jesus? The great I Am?” asked James as his eyes went wide with amazement.
“Yes, and I seemed to have his best two angels in a confused state as they had no clue I knew of their master and he knew of me and our plans.” I explained with a smile. “He wasn’t pleased of my s****l actions but approved of my alterations to the pharaoh. I did however have to agree to make a few divine appearances through time to side with him in disputes of divinity, but don’t worry I wont allow it to alter our goals.”
“It was still foolish and a waste of time and energy. They could’ve is covered you and the mission and even us.” snapped Emanuel “Tell me how did you manage to avoid the hunters?”
“There were none. I assume they believed that Jehovah had it well protected which he did.” I replied with a smile before turning to once more to leave. Just then I felt a soft hand take mine to which I turned to see Luna smiling and looking me in the eyes.
“Hay why don’t you let me get you a drink and not from this place the manager is a total jerk?” sweetly asked Luna only to stick her tongue out at Emanuel.
“I’m not sure your brothers are up for that idea.” I sigh at the glares both James and Emanuel were shooting me. Probably thought I might just say yes in hopes of f*****g her at some point in the night, but in reality I respect her enough to not push her into that but also I’m a little sexed out at this point and could do with a little none hostile company. “Not to mention your boyfriend might not like the idea of you going out for drinks with another man.”
“Oh that loser I dumped his lame ass.” replied Luna, “Can you believe that he only was dating me in order to have s*x with me. That way if we had a kid together he could then force me to marry him and clam partial ownership to this place.”
“And how exactly did you find this out?” asked James with a raised eye brow.
“Oh that’s simple. His sister can’t handle hr liquor very well and told me the whole thing after like drink three.” explained Luna with a smile, “As for know if this was true or just her trying to mess with me well he w trying really hard to shut her up. Thus it has to be true.”
“I never liked him to begin with.” sighed Emanuel.
“What about M. Xavier here? You hand picked him to join us, are you opposed of the two of us going and having a little fun?” asked Luna with a special emphasis on the fun that made me shutter with pleasure and I hide it as best i could.
“I guess since he liked d***s and not v*****s I don’t have to worry about these drinks leading to you both in your bed.” sighed Emanuel.
“But didn’t he...” started James only to be cut off by Luna covering his mouth.
“He have too much s*x already and is in need of a little rest. Besides you’re the youngest member of this family and thus have no right to try acting like our parents all the time!” interrupted Luna in a slight snappish way.
“If you didn’t act so childish all of the time I wouldn’t treat you like one.” replied Emanuel with his arms crossed.
“Go f**k yourselves!” snapped Luna as she took my arm and almost dragged me out of the club.
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