Chapter 48 TL;DR None slurps down a slice of chocolate cream pie in the Oval Office. He chews on the flaky crust with perfect texture. It’s easily the second-best pie he’s enjoyed. The chocolate explosion in his mouth should erase his sadness, but it doesn’t. It’s Pi Day, one of the biggest geek holidays. On March fourteen (3/14), lovers of math celebrate the number pi (3.14…), by eating pies. Astrid created her own pie Internet memes. She should be celebrating with him. He was good pie with Astrid. How could she say otherwise? None would trade the daily treadmill of lovers to get her back. On his runaway train of a love life, thirty potential matches remain. Any competition has losers. The only certainty about his future is twenty-nine more disappointed women. The runaway train of his

