[Carnelia]
This minstrel has a strange sense of humor. For example, it is not funny that I woke up in a strange bed with a strange man thinking we had done strange things while I was unconscious from too much drink--and yet he was laughing hysterically just a few moments before.
Similarly, it is not funny that I cannot fit into his trousers with the roundness of my hips being as they are. I did not ask to borrow them, and yet here I am, awkward and uncomfortable. Thankfully, his guild friend, a sweet girl named Julie, had a few pairs that were able to work.
And it's good that we found those because his last joke is the least funny of all.
"A boy," I bark indignantly. "You have got to be joking."
"I'm serious," he insists. "It will be easier for a couple of guild brothers to travel
