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Tavon
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Matteus the King’s body explodes with an aura that stretches out from him in the formation of dark green claws; each claw reaches down, breaks off into a thousand different branches of tau, and those branches rake into the skulls of everyone in the audience and prompt them to laugh even harder.
Matteus smiles and continues, “You know, when you get old, you can’t be bothered with s*x anymore. I’m the grouchiest lover you’ll ever meet. When it’s not hemorrhoids, it’s hip pain; when it’s not hip pain, it’s ED. And when it’s not ED, guess what it is?”
“WHAT?” asks the audience.
He shoots another member of the audience in the face.
“Cramps,” he replies with a blank expression.
My body feels unusually warm. I want to move, but I can’t. On my right, Theoria comes aglow wit
