KING ZWELIBANZI.
I woke up around 11:00 and went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth and rinsed my face then went back to the bedroom and found MamKhize sneaking in the room ..
Me :unyonyobelani ? (why are you sneaking in?)
She jumped a little..
Me :ubuyaphi? (where do you come from)
MamKhize :*stuttering* ngi ... ngi.. ngibuye ..
Me:ngikbuze umbuzo MamKhize (I've asked you a question MamKhize)
MamKhize :bengileli e guest room (I was sleeping at the guest room)
Me :ngikbuza okokgcina , ubuyaphi (I'm asking you for the last time , where do come from)
MamKhize :i was supposed to be the one that is asking you that kinda question , where are you coming from Zweli , after so many months of being missing ?
Me :i won't be explaining that to you MamKhize , no one questions the king .
MamKhize :well it looks like i won't answer you either ..
Me :so you really allow Qondisiwe to sleep with boys now ?
MamKhize :anginandaba ya Qondisiwe mina (i don't care about Qondisiwe)
Me :MamKhize what's your problem?
MamKhize :my problem is you , ever since you left everything was on my shoulders , I had to take care of everything , tell me where were you ?
Me :I'm not going answer you *sniffed around the room* mhhh MamKhize ngizwa iphunga lendoda lakuwe , are you cheating on me? (mhh MamKhize you're smelling more of a man)
MamKhize :what did you expect from me huh?
I got really angry and went towards her and strangled her..
Me :how dare you do cheat on me ?
MamKhize :what.. did you... expect from... me ?
I let go of her and gave her a hot slap..
Me :the punishment you'll be getting from me is that I'm going to marry another wife you'll see .. now go tell the guards that everyone is called on the royal house there's announcement to be made...
MamKhize :I'm not your servant Zweli !
Me :*angrily* what did you say ?
MamKhize :nothing ..
Me :good now go and scrub yourself because you smell in s*x ..
She looked at me very embarrassed and went to the bathroom , I fixed the bed that had a blanket of a leopard print and quickly took out my shirt and chino trouser in the closet and wore it then went towards the kitchen and found all the maids there preparing some lunch , as soon as they saw me they all bowed to me . Home sweet Home !!
I went to take sit on my chair that I've been longing to sit on , Qondisiwe came towards me ..
Qondisiwe :baba (dad) *bowing*
Me :khuluma ngilalele (talk in listening)
Qondisiwe :ngu ma ongiphoqile (Mom forced me)
Me :to do what ? to open your legs for that boy ?
Qondisiwe :yebo baba(yes dad)
Me :ngiyakuzwa (i hear you)
Qondisiwe : uma uyakujolela (Mom is cheating on you)
Me :*calmly*nabani ? (with who)
Qondisiwe :with some king that recently lost his wife ...
Me :uma wakho usephenduke isfebe (your mom has turned into a b***h) don't worry my child I'm back now I'll fix everything..
Qondisiwe bowed to me and made her way out ..
To be continued.
excuse spelling mistakes.