Earth, White House
John Morgan was getting frustrated. Getting these fuckers to see reason was like shoveling sand in a windstorm. His primary problem was the Middle East, who weren’t ready to give up their long standing attitude that anything suggested by the west had to be a bad thing.
“Madame President,” he said at their weekly progress report, “I have Europe, Russia, China, India, Asia, the Pacific Islands, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and all of Africa on board. The only holdouts are the Middle Eastern countries with the exception of Israel and Jordan. They need someone to provide them with a narrative that fits their world view, perhaps Jihad against the Zyptz.”
“For that they’d still have to accept a world government and that’s going to be difficult for them to do, but we have
