Cletus Bartow dozed off during WWF Smackdown. He missed the classic wrestlers like Hulk Hogan and the Rock. Five beer cans littered his coffee table and a bag of Doritos, tangy ranch flavor, lay open on the floor. The blare of the news announcer made him blink awake. Marty Snowden, blonde and busty, chirped at him cheerfully from the television screen.
“A new report tonight on the tiger that’s loose in suburban Tampa. We’ll have details for you and let you know what to watch out for. Is it safe to let your children play outside? Should you bring your pets indoors? Stay tuned for more from Fox News at eleven, here on Channel twelve.” Onscreen, she flipped over a paper on her wide anchor desk. Cletus eyed her breasts beneath the trim turtleneck sweater she wore, the only two reasons he ever
