Millie pulled another w**d, and then took a moment to roll her shoulders and stretch her neck. Suddenly, something caught her eye. Her head jerked to the right and she gasped at what she saw.
Dangling from the window, at the front of the house was what appeared to be a ginormous buffalo! Millie rubbed her eyes and looked again, watching in bemusement as it wriggled and writhed. Did buffalo wriggle and writhe?
Shortly thereafter, the realization hit her like a ton of bricks. Stunned by the sight, she was not sure if she should laugh or be horrified. It was the master of the house, Mortimer himself, and he was climbing out of his bedroom window!
Abandoning her basket of weeds, Millie jumped up and ran across the lawn toward the house.
“Master Mortimer, what are you doing?” She craned
