Dearest Gerard:
You will be pleased to know that the magnificent, albeit quaint little citadel that you created has grown beyond its bounds in exceedingly shocking proportions.
Upon learning the truth regarding the misinformation you had provided two years ago regarding my sister, concomitant to your unusual desire to emancipate yourself from the island without consulting your colleagues, disavowing yourself from the agreement made several years back between “The Group” as it were; Matilda and I have deemed upon your defection, that we would carry on the aforementioned objectives to completion. With pleasure, my dear—and very much alive—sister, Matilda, and I have taken over your land, company, and trade.
While it is my understanding that you have since moved on to a more menial means
