As so eloquently stated by Mr. John Adams Ascariot himself, “it is with great humility and solicitude” that I must thank those who have been a part of Mortimer’s creation.
it is with great humility and solicitude”The story began, as many do, quite unexpectedly. I was a passenger in a car and we were driving down a road that I had traversed hundreds of times, but this time was different.
To my left appeared a sign that I hadn’t noticed before, it read: “Mortimer.” In quick succession, the following sentence dropped into my mind: `Bam! It was an ostentatious display of fire and gunpowder that sent Mortimer Ascariot reeling backward in his chair.
`Bam! It was an ostentatious display of fire and gunpowder that sent Mortimer Ascariot reeling backward in his chair. I hurriedly jotted down
