Andreas: Bring cake home from work today.
Erik blinked at the text message, but dutifully wandered into the kitchen and began to raid the fridges for any leftover double chocolate fudge cake. He knew better than to ask questions before doing as he was told.
Erik: Why?
Andreas: A woman in the doctor’s surgery was making a big fuss of Beatriz then told me that her mum must be very beautiful.
Erik laughed. “Bloody hell,” he muttered. “So it finally bloody begins.”
Erik: I hope you told them that I am.
Andreas: x
Erik: That’s not a yes!
Andreas: It’s not a no either.
Erik: Well I don’t know about her mum, but her dad is an absolute stunner.
Andreas: Which one?
Erik: Excuse me, both of them.
Andreas: One more than the other though, right?
Erik: Depends.
Andreas: On what?
Erik: On
