CHAPTER EIGHT
Beneath the last thing I posted is a poster, the words Gaby! I love you taking up most of the space.
It’s been designed, not a professional job the graphic artist in me notes, but well enough to grab attention. It features a picture of Ryan and me grinning at the camera, and a line underneath—Help me get my girlfriend back. I dumped her too quickly. Ryan’s poster has been shared on the Ryan Reynolds official account. As a result, it is all over f*******: and Twitter. Some three million (it feels like) people are now screaming at me to get back at Ryan. Someone filmed Louise when she first saw my list of reasons for not getting engaged on the garage Twitter feed, her mouth pursing and her forehead wrinkling in fury, and they’ve turned it into a meme—the line, ‘Louise would b
