Jessica and I decide to meet in a café to chat for a bit. I’m the only one in a suit. She’s going to size me up, I know it. f**k it. Maybe I’ll just grope her. And there she comes. She’s wearing tight jeans, a salmon-colored blouse and her breasts are prominent, but not slutty. She’s got her hair in some kind of bun. She’s elegant like a flame. Oh, I just want to squish her! She comes towards me. She’s almost upon me. There.
“Hi, Epstein.”
“Please sit. Would you like a cappuccino?”
“Sure.”
I take a chance and kiss her on her forehead. She smiles.
I order a cappuccino and bring it to her.
“So, how is Sylvia?”
“She’s autistic now.”
“Poor thing.” She sips her cappuccino. “Who’s taking care of her?”
“Mother is,” I lie. “My mother is a vampire.”
She laughs. “She sucks the life right o
