“Of course, you are going to keep it. Why on earth wouldn’t you? And the last thing I want to hear is anything about me leaving you over something as trivial as that!” He exclaims with a hurt look in his eyes before leaning down to kiss me softly. When he straightens his neck, he stares into my eyes lovingly and asks, “Don’t you know by now that I love you? That means if we have an evil spawn, then I will love it too.” Smiling now, I can tell that he is going to be a s**t head over this the minute he says it. Then out of nowhere, he scoops me up and carries me to the bed. While pointing at me, he begins to lecture me sternly, “Now, let’s see. First things first, we must find a baby doctor pronto to check you over. I need to know if we are going to be chasing around a little psycho for t

