Austin
“Austin! We need to talk!” Kevin said as he burst into my office.
“And on that note, I am going back to my desk.” Kelly said as she turned and left the room, closing the door behind her.
Kevin turned to me and yelled, “That f*****g s**t pumpkin spice lube caused me and my date to go to urgent care last night.”
“Well, good morning to you too, so you had a hot date it sounds like.” I smiled at Kevin.
“Oh it was hot all right, my date’s crotch was burning and she said it felt like it was on fire. My d**k swelled up and I thought it was going to burst! It hurt so damn bad.” Kevin said.
“Wow, didn’t know you were into some kinky stuff.” I said to Kevin.
“f**k you Austin, that shitty lube is d**k poison.” He said to me.
“Well, you didn’t have to use it, I had no plans on partner
