A light bulb went on in my head as I thought about an odd way to die. After that, I lowered my voice to imitate these zombies, explaining my story.
“My name is Azrael Clark, and I’m a student. It was the weekend when me and my friends decided to have a picnic in the mountains. Yet a turtle hit my head all of a sudden, which led me to my death.”
Although all the zombies had mentioned very weird deaths, my explanation still seemed to have stirred up confusion regardless.
“What exactly happened then? Turtles can only crawl on the ground. They can’t run or jump! So how did one even fall on your head?” one of the zombies asked, confused.
“Yeah, even if this turtle did jump up and hit you on the head, how could it kill you with just that?” another zombie questioned.
I slowly replied, “It tu
