Three hours later, I stepped out of the medical check-up center clutching the fresh report the doctor had just handed me. It clearly stated, "Nerve conduction completely normal." I sat down at a coffee shop on the street corner and ordered an iced Americano. I hit the power button on my phone. The little red badge in the corner of the w******p icon had blown up to "99+". The department w******p group was already going absolutely ballistic. A: Mr. Lane was transferred to the ICU. I heard his brain was deprived of oxygen for way too long. The expert panel says he will probably be paralyzed for life. B: Oh my god! How could a medical accident this bad happen? I scrolled all the way to the bottom, and there it was, a thousand-word performative post from Ivy. Ivy: I am so sorry, everyo

