He kissed me, and I kissed him back, my mouth still half-full. Silence. “Say something, Pirate. I need…” “Stay away from him,” he blurted out. “Why?” “I mean, he’s hot, not going to lie…” “Focus, Pirate. Yeah, I got that part. And, you know, planning on having some fun,” I added with a wink. “He looks like trouble,” Pirate said. I choked on my water, spitting it out. “Him? Trouble?” I wiped my mouth with my sleeve. “Hmm, that actually turns me on,” I whispered. “What turns you on?” Makarius asked, plopping down next to me. “Thanks, Pirate,” I muttered, turning to Makarius. “It was a private conversation.” “Oh, I’m hurt. You slept in my arms; I thought we were a thing.” “What are you talking about?” I felt the anger rising. “Can I suggest something?” Pirate chimed in. “No,” w

