62 A day or two after my night out with Rudd, I received a telephone call from a woman who had a refined voice and sounded young and attractive. “Is that Mr Sharpe?” she asked. “That’s me,” I confirmed. “How can I help?” “I’m calling from the television show Walker’s Weekly. You might have heard of it.” Walker’s weekly was a chat show hosted by Gordon Walker, a burly former soap-star who’d left the soap in which he’d made his name, and branched out into other areas of television. “I have,” I confirmed. “I’ve even watched it once or twice. It’s a good show.” “I’m pleased to hear you think that, Mr. Sharpe. My name is Zabida Hussain, and I’m a researcher for the show. I’m calling to tell you the good news that Gordon has personally asked if you’ll agree to appear on Walker’s Weekly. I

