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When Patrick and Harry arrived at Robert’s farm there was no shortage of smiles, handshakes, laughing, back patting and “liquid” celebration.
But no matter how persuasively Patrick and Harry tried, Robert refused to accept his share of the gold. ‘Besides, you can’t divide three into four and get an even amount,’ replied Robert, trying to make light of his refusal. ‘But I’ll tell you what. If I ever fall into shitter’s ditch, I’ll let you know and you can send me a few quid.’
This seemed to placate Harry, but not so, Patrick, who replied, ‘And just how, my friend, will you do that?’
‘Good God, man,’ Robert said with earnest intent, albeit while trying not to laugh. ‘I’ll just keep reading the newspaper headlines or check on the inmate’s roll at the Trial Bay Jail from time to time.’
