100 DARCY “I still can’t believe it,” Alberta said as she and I walked through the gallery together, checking out the exhibit before the opening. “You, doing a one-man show.” I laughed. “You can’t believe I’m good enough, or that I agreed to it?” “I’ve always known you were good enough,” she assured me. “I just never thought of you as the type to do a gallery exhibit. You’re the man who wants to be on the front lines, in the midst of the action.” “The past few years have given me a lot to think about,” I confided. “I’m not a young man anymore.” She feigned shock. “You? No—you’re ageless!” “Like Stonehenge,” I scoffed. “I’m actually happy to hang around for a while. My son and his wife are expecting—I’m going to be a grandfather.” She was genuinely happy for me. “Congratulations, Gr

