8. WeddingFor starters, bachelor boys should refrain from going to marriages when they are themselves at the age of marriage if they don't want themselves to be slaughtered. The thing I hate the most about a wedding is when the elderly aunties and uncles start nagging about your own wedding. Why should I tell them when I plan to set a date for my marriage or anything of that sort? Can't they mind their own business? And for that matter, why put their nose into everyone else's concern!
One of the ladies sitting beside me, whom I never knew, began speaking, "Are you married, son?"
When I shook my head, she continued, "You know, you shouldn't waste your days as a bachelor. Marry a girl, have your kids, run your family."
I swear if homicide weren't a crime, I would have stabbed this lady w
