*TUESDAY*
Dear James Bond,
Why do you call yourself that anyway? And what present are you talking about? I didn't give you any. The M.T. that you speak of better not stands for Malcolm Turner because he is obviously NOT the guy for you. He's bad news. It's best to stay away from him. That's my advice. Heck, I'm an even better guy than that dude. Forget about him. You should just look for that Robert fellow. He seems pretty swell. I think you two are going to hit it off nicely. Now can I ask for your advice this time? There's this girl that I really like since ages ago and I think it's getting pretty serious. I don't really know what to do about it. Any tips?
Bad news? Why would Malcolm be bad news? My pen pal is a really good guesser but I won't admit that he's right because it
