"What kind of shitty food is this?!" Levi quickly spat out the soup that he just tasted.
"Shitty, señor. You just said it." Lolita answered very literally.
"Do you even know what a chicken noodle soup is?" Levi didn't look pleased at all.
"No habla Ingles." Landon then walked away after saying that he doesn't understand English. Smooth move.
"Where'd you find such a bad cook?" Levi asked me.
"Online." I made up.
"She doesn't have any manners at all."
'Honey, you don't have one either...' I wanted to say.
"Give her time. I'm sure she'll get better." I put in a good word for my pretty step brother.
After Levi left for work, Landon and I chatted the whole day away.
"Once there was the most beautiful gang leader who hadn't lost a fight in her life. She h
