Noah was fumbling around in the dark, trying to find somewhere to pee. One of the major downsides of the endless quiet, he’d discovered, was the absolute lack of privacy. You literally couldn’t fart without everyone hearing it. He should have gone last night, but the ghosts of this building had freaked him out, then sleep had got the better of him. Now he was having to feel his way through the inky black, trying to get far enough from everyone else so he could do what he needed to do without waking the rest of them up. It had been a while since he’d used a toilet for the purpose it was intended. The physics of them still worked – you only need flush them with a bucket of water afterwards. But these days the conveniences weren’t always that convenient. Typically, the shape of the dried-up b

