"What? I just want to know if you guys would like to discuss this over desert?"- I said to them when my laughter died down.
"Your pregnant? Like growing a baby inside you pregnant?"- My mother ask in disbelieve.
"I don't think there is any other way you can define pregnant mother."- I say to her.
"Xander, be nice! Yes, Sandra, I'm 8 weeks long today actually."-She tells my mom after chastising me for making fun of my mother.
"Okay, uhhh okay ummmm so I'm going to me a grandma? But wait, I thought you kids said you was going to wait and that not to get my hopes up?"- She asked confused.
"We was using protection but s**t happens."-I say to my mother with a shrug.
"Xander!"- Mia says again. Okay granted I've been talking to my mom like she is dumb, but hello!?! she is a mother she knows
